When you’ve got a hammer
All you see are nails
Welcome to the way that
It feels to be fe-male’
Cause when you’ve got a hammer
You’re looking for a hole
You like to force the rage out
That percolates below
And when you take your hammer
You shatter someone’s glass
It could have been my own date
Now grabbing at my ass!
We all can use our hammers
To put each other down
You even ditched your woman
To play “Man About Town”
The one who stood beside you
When things in life got tough
The one who always loved you
And thought you were enough
She even liked your hammer
When it no longer worked
So why’d you end up treating
Her like such a jerk?
Now here it’s ten years later
You’re acting quite the creep
You think a beer will buy me
Dude: I don’t come that cheap
The only way I’ll date you
Is Payment in Advance
And with no invitation:
Keep your hammer in your pants!
These are the second set of lyrics (poem?) I’ve written according to the beat of another song. Essentially, my tool for stimulating creativity. #ShapeSong