A Fanciful Story for my Friends

Sigh…beautiful AND intelligent:
the curse I’m sure you’re ALL intimately familiar with Yourselves
❣️

‼️NOTICE‼️

I felt compelled to issue one of my standard ALARMS today that reads in a pulsing banner across the Recipient’s smartphone screen:

“Jennifer’s very sorry to break this to you, but:
‘she’s intelligent’.
Like I said, she apologizes and realizes this comes as a shock to you.
She KNOWS you’re in shock right now- she just does.

And like I said, she’s sorry.
However, she plans on changing nothing.

Not a single-ass thing.
Capiche?”

I’m considering having tee-shirts made to save myself some time and effort. No exclamation points, fancy grammar, or fancy spelling would be necessary.

What size do you want yours in?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s