PROPOSITION AND TRANSITION
OK, fellas if you’re
•aren’t much of a jock,
•aren’t particularly brilliant,
•and don’t make a lot of money
You can STILL achieve
•critical acclaim and
•popular success while
•fulfilling your wildest dreams
•AND all of your fantasies, like
Bedding every woman you’ve ever
•appreciated from a respectable distance,
•or masturbated to through the ‘Modern Miracle’ of “social multi-media.”
Because of this Modern Miracle,
You’ll be able to Get and Do IT Whenever and However you wish
No matter how humble your:
•domestic situation, or
You only need about a Billion Dollars.
•and other MINUSCULE number of Billionaires.
Should you not possess the requisite resource of Time to
1) Become a Billionaire,
I’d advise a second option:
2) Lead Singer of a Rock & Roll band.
If Sex, Rock & Money can’t get laid, what makes you think I can?