For [A Select Few] Males Raised with Lots of Sisters

Kindly pass this message to Them at your next holiday dinner:

•Which one of you idiots graduated this moron?
•You useless twit. What were you THINKING?!
•Did you use any objective testing criteria?
•Sigh.. I knew you didn’t. That’s Eighteen Shades of Obvious.
•Well, Thanks for Nobody and his giant mound of Nothing… just what we all needed…Another ASSHOLE!!