Randy Romeo

Randy Romeo says:
Juliet is the East,
And I am the Sun.
Her ghost haunts my nocturnal dreams
And her presence rises me from sleep
Like clockwork every morning,
When not lying next to me.
So sue me:
Juliet makes me horny.


My name is Romeo Montague,
And I’m Sixteen
.
Juliet, my beloved, is Thirteen,
But her mother, a bitch we love to hate,
Is also only 28!

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