If pleasing women on the down low
Is a crime, it shouldn’t be so.
Last night I watched “American Gigolo”
And the lengths these pros will go
To please dusty women like me
Shouldn’t come with Shamery.
It’s not a giant mystery
That women need to be
Sexually pleased!!
So if you know a gigolo,
Would you send him my way
To pleasure me night OR day?
I’d take him either way
Because my sexual frustration
And need for boring masturbation
At MY AGE (!!!!!!!)
Is thoroughly, definitively,
Why-must-you-have-it-in-for-me (?)
Driving me INSANE!!