A Woman, well this one at least, doesn’t, contrary to popular opinion and contrary to said woman’s FORMER OPINION…

Well, the woman doesn’t wake up one morning, look in the mirror, and say to herself “I’m old.”

Instead, it takes a good 5 years to dawn on her (at least it did for this particular woman).

So who knew it only takes 5 years to “get old?!”

[Just another fatuous observation].