Happy hump day.
As for me,
I need a bump today.
A bump of what you say?
A bump of anything intoxicating
That restores my faith
Today.
Could you lend a Goodyear Blimp
Of a bump of faith
My way Today?
I’d probably hump you anyway,
But I could use that bump
Of faith before I play
Any role in a convincing way.