JUST FEED HER
You claim that Others have rejected you
For the Things You Do Not Do.
Let’s “unpack” a Thing Or Two,
Make it clear so you can see:
“This mistake cuts painfully!”
Females sporting Sustenance,
Don’t knock on Doors by Happenstance
Or Treat you to Her Tricked-Out Trance.
So I suggest you Poach the Time
From busy-ness you hide behind;
And should a New Door SLAM on you,
I’ll save you with this kindly Clue:
Give your Lady lots of Food;
Fry or Coat it in Fondue.
Bottle-feed her, stuff her good,
Just Fill her up; She’s overdue.
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