I know you think I’m crazy
So crazy I must be
But someone is haunting me
With invisibility
He’s gone to great links to convince me
He is Keanu Reeves,
So I’m sure and I’m certain
Keanu’s in love with me.

And what’s not to love about me?
Absolutely nothing!
Why wouldn’t he be in love with me?
The problem is his availability, accessibility, and direct profession.

So I’ll continue the confession:
His jokers game has driven me
Verifiably and certifiably crazy,
So I’m seeking more available company
To love the treasure who is me.

Sane or insane,
I had to share the secret
That’s been haunting me.