TALES OF A DINOSAUR

Who the hell do I think I am?
No one cares what I say on Instagram,
Facebook is too fake to face,
And they treat me like a
Stupid boob on YouTube.

I honestly think it comes down to Matters Of Age,
And what Matters most these days
Is a youthful, pretty face.

The former offends me,
The latter flatters me.
I guess 50% of Both
Is Good Enough for me.