A Touchy Situation in Legalese

Here’s what I would do if I were YOU:

First, I’d conduct an inquiry and an assessment.

Then I‘d embark on an Investigation and Undergo Full Factual Excavation.

I’d finish by asking myself the following question:

Does Scum hide, lurk, bubble up, or trickle down to the deepest, darkest part of your heart?

The answer to YES warrants Incrimination and Incarceration.

However, if claims are counter-claimed,
[I know it’s a touchy situation, but…]
The answer to NO is Exoneration.

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