•I may have a sweet heart, but it’s equally tart.
•Lemonade-making is often An Art and needs to be treated As Such.
•I can be sweet one minute and sucker-punch you the next.
•Sometimes I’m so unenthusiastic, it’s impossible to distinguish My Sweet from My Tart.
•I know FOR A FACT You can’t tell THE TWO apart.
•Sometimes I switch up the ratios to keep things sharp.
•The fact I’m even AWARE I’m Tart proves I’m working on my own taste.
•Creating a taste I’m proud of and be loud of is equal parts Fits, Pits, and Starts.
•Sometimes I’m so people-pleasing, sweet, and appeasing, I have to spit myself out.
•But the Special Spark is The PERFECT Ratio, the Golden Halo, and without a doubt, what The PERFECT Lemonade is All About!

•My BIGGEST Confession of all?
I’ve been making Myself out of Lemons so long, I need to taste VERY SOUR for a while; Maybe an Hour?
•I’ve got to warn you: this packs those punches with Power!
•I’d hate to be accused of being “Dour” by mistake, so in matters regarding Taste, I’m Acquired but won’t go to waste, even if I’m tired.
•In Other Words: What’s Tart enough for You, Is Sweet enough for Me.
•As a last resort you can stand over the sink and use me to mix adult frozen drinks.

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