FOR THE VERY FEW VERY UGLY GUYS: (Fortunately)

I couldn’t wait for you to leave so I could douche.
That’s how disgusting you made me feel
ALL OVER.

NEVER!

CONTACT!!

ME!!!

AGAIN!!!!

It took me too long to get rid of you in the First Place,
So don’t you dare get any stupid ideas!
I wouldn’t hesitate to Stand My Ground and call you a Trespasser, because you ARE and you DID and I HATE YOU for treating me like a Whore (no disrespect to professional sex workers, thank God for each and every one of you, and I mean it❣️),
But Common and Easy and Cheap.
You weren’t even the slightest bit grateful!
Why do you think Anyone would sleep with you in the first place if not for the Easy Comfort Package One would assume you come with?
Because I thought Free Pillow Talk For Hours was a GIVEN, GIVEN your Unfortunate Appearance and Manners.
How it must suck being so ugly inside!!