SHOW PONY

I was a fancy little show pony
Who grew too Larger-than-Life,
So with a Butcher’s knife
(NOT a Paring knife)
I was most inefficiently
Cut-down-to-size.

Now I do WHAT I can WHEN I can;
This even includes Doing Your Man.

I gave him the Most Galloping Ride,
Then I broke him, so now He’s Mine;
And though he’s already bit me once,
I’m HARDLY twice shy!

I still coax and lure him on
My Fancy-Romancy and
Most Galloping of Pony Rides.

Hey, no need to buck!
I only ever rode him twice.