HOW I LOVE BOOKS AND MOVIES

FIRST:
I number the person narration.
If applicable,
I sound the audible narration,
Early-suss the Inspiration,
And test for story relocation
(from Brain to either Page or Stage).

NEXT:
I follow plot formation,
Hope for realistic
Inter-person communication,
and [preferably],
Serve as a Witness to
Authentic Characterizations.
I look at scene
Or chapter integration,
Subtly mined excavations,
Surprise alterations, and
Clever calculations.

I FINISH BY ASKING
“Are There”:
Scenes of consternation?
Scenes of degradation?
Scenes of elation?
And/or careless causes of vexation?

If “Yes,” and/or “No” ANSWERS correctly
To all alternate explanations,
I’ll show my Appreciation
And positive inclinations
With Review Documentation.

P.S. I always withhold vilification,
Even for the Quirky Prequels
And Post-Existing Compilations.