PLEAS EXCUSE MY QUESTIONABLE GIFT OF SPEAKING IN CARTOON

I’d love to munch on a bunch of Bug’s Buddies,
But I shy away from getting too wily with Coyote,
Especially since HIS idol is Casper the ghost.

I’d like to fly high with Superman,
But I’m too busy being a Wondrous Woman.
Come closer, but don’t leave your Delusions behind.
Can you keep a secret?

Here it is, and it’s coming from
A Sponge sitting Squarely in his Pants:
I can Scooby Doo!
Can You?
I can even Scrappy and Shaggy, too!

Those “Blasted Kids”
Have always been
My favorite ‘Toon to Do.