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URGENT MEMO‼️

TO:
Titans of Business and
Captains of Industry

FROM:
Nobody Who Knows
EVERYTHING
About Business

DATE:
Today’s

REGARDING:
“INFLATION?”

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I thought Your Giant Boys Club
Already leaned its Business Lessons,
But apparently, You never
Got This Particular Memo,
So here’s a One-Minute
Management refresher:

PRODUCT, SERVICE, and PRICE
are an interwoven, oddly-perched, highly-nuanced Trifecta of
THE SIMPLEST OF MATH SKILLS,
See-saw’d on a Three-Way Continuum.

To make it less enigmatic,
“If you’re gonna be crap at One, You better be decent at at least One of the other Two.”

If that’s still too esoteric,
Let’s go with
“The Toilet Roll” Principle:
You Burn Through It,
You Replace It.

So kindly
1. improve your quality,
2. improve your service, or
3. lower these obscene prices.

I can’t afford to “Buy American” anymore!

And the Only Inflation
I’m observing up close and personal
In these Wildest of All Wilds
And on these Meanest of Streets
Is of “The Greedy Wallet” Variety.

PS.
I have another lesson, too,
It’s as Free as the First One, Too.
I call this Lesson LESSON TWO:
“The Greatest Service to be found
Can’t fix the faulty Other Two.”