A Fanciful Story for my Friends

Sigh…beautiful AND intelligent:
the curse I’m sure you’re ALL intimately familiar with Yourselves


I felt compelled to issue one of my standard ALARMS today that reads in a pulsing banner across the Recipient’s smartphone screen:

“Jennifer’s very sorry to break this to you, but:
‘she’s intelligent’.
Like I said, she apologizes and realizes this comes as a shock to you.
She KNOWS you’re in shock right now- she just does.

And like I said, she’s sorry.
However, she plans on changing nothing.

Not a single-ass thing.

I’m considering having tee-shirts made to save myself some time and effort. No exclamation points, fancy grammar, or fancy spelling would be necessary.

What size do you want yours in?

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