ADD THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS TO A BLENDER:

Gleam of Wickedness
Spark of Madness
A Cup Run Dry
A Scintilla of Doubt
Dash of Hopes
Hint of Despair
A Bit of Chomping
Poached Pairs
The Whiff of Corruption
Self-Rising Flower
LIQUIFY.

SERVE IN:
A Tarnished Reputation,
Burned in the Freezer,
On Beds of Knives,
That Go down easy;
No leftovers,
But an unSeasonal Favorite.