(MORE WORDPLAY)

Of course chopped milk is egregious!

But that doesn’t explain why you bent Ramadan across April’s uvula. You also oscillated over scalloped epitome, foisting your agenda 3 gametes high in varying shades of cornucopia.

I’d approve if you weren’t always so pitched or tantamount!

Going forward, I don’t expect your enthusiastic flagellation of my efforts towards mandibular denouement. In the event of a placebo, you’d leave me gesticulating and gravitating on my own, I’m frozen of it.

However, I’ve been known to divide. So don’t hallucinate or octagonize solely on my surround.

(Thanks to @t_photofactory for the photo!)