What’s Your Question to My Final Answer?

I don’t know about You,
but I am ever-increasingly
tending to always
find myself
more and more,
occasionally and continuously,
too forgetful to remember:

“how delightfully and wickedly witty but-simultaneously-naive in such an adorably enlightened way”

I AM
That it astounds me and yet….

Doesn’t Live UP to
My Own Expectations
FOR MYSELF!
Which is pretty much
What We’ve ALL
Come to Expect,
Masquerading as a Surprise!

Though IT’s still
Uniquely Relatable
to Everyone Alive and
Each Individual on the PLANET,

But ONLY In the following Languages:
•Literal,
•Figurative,
•English,
•’Spanglish’
•At LEAST “Five Love”
•Universal,
•Prison Slang,
•Jailhouse Taps and Morse Code,
•Cockney Rhyming Slang
(“such pretty minced pies you have!”)
•Esperanto,
•Ebonics,
•Nonverbal,
•Verbal,
•Highly-Suggestive!,
•Directly-Inferred,
•Contemporary,
•Old-Fashioned,
•Urban Dictionary,
•Cybercode,
•Mystery,
•“Of Business”:
Financial Accounting,
•Photographically BY HAND,
•Blatant Innuendo,
•Both Poetry AND Prose,
•Memes
(Memed by Me, of course!),
•Quotation Marks,
•Word ’95
[only on CD ROM],
•America Online,
•Amazon Prime,
and Let’s Not Forget:
•The Outrageously Fortunous Bill Gates!

Oh, My Thinly Disguised
Intention!
You’re Showing up Again
Like an Unexpected Vacationer!
I have a “MUST READ!”
Both for YOU and #metoo.

For the sake of Stories Told
by The First Person,
EVERY-PERSON,
And In
Every Voice
Singing Songs by Inspiration,
However UnInspired.

Thanks for reading
MY STORY
Today.