I Wish Your Parents Never Met

Too bad your parents joined in bed.
I wish they’d never even met.
I wouldn’t waste my days on you,
Counting down until they’re through.
If they had never gotten naked,
I’d wouldn’t have to always to fake it.
If they’d not spread their legs apart,
I’d now be spared your stinking farts.

(Thanks @javaistan for the photo!)

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