A. Clever, charming, charismatic, playful-but-deep, beautiful, intelligent, magnetic, and extremely generous.
B. Emotionally desperate, physically-ravaged, profoundly traumatized, mentally unstable, financially ruined, damaged beyond repair, fatally flawed, and utterly irredeemable. Also: she brags about herself (see A, above).
C. Who really cares about B, anyway?
