I want to share a secret I’ve only recently discovered to myself:

The reason I often need large Islands of time Inhabited Alone?

During those times:

I’m horrified by the possibility I’ll have to engage in two-way conversation and, God forbid, ACTIVELY LISTEN to ANY details about Another Person.

ANY OTHER PERSON.

And the reason I take my dates to Karaoke clubs? If the place is too noisy, I won’t have to hear A SINGLE WORD they’re saying!

Wait, I’m not done yet…

Guess My perennially-favorite Role?

Such an easy one. The VICTIM, of course!

Yep, I’m SELFISHLY and UTTERLY DESPICABLE in EVERY WAY and it is SUCH a relief.

I absolutely ADORE loathing myself❣️ It hurts so good.

#radicalvulnerability