PSA: THE EMERGING STATE OF SINGLE INTIMACY IN 2022 📛


PSA: A MOVING SNAPSHOT OF THE STATE OF SINGLE INTIMACY IN 2022 ♨️♨️♨️

It’s not for the faint of heart,
So before you even begin to
CONTEMPLATE to
start the post,
I’ll
pre-advise you QUIT while still time;
That’s the most
WARNING I’ll provide.

I mean: I know it’s a Sunday,
But this Public Service Announcement
Comes at a high cost to ME,
So if you can’t withhold YOUR judgment
Or your morals to make the space
SO I can release the
Advice alien-ating out of
MY HEART onto MY PAGE,
Please keep your eyes on
Yours and Yours.

Not that any of respectful YOU
Has EVER even tried,
But in 2022,
Virtual and Reality are mixed,
And I’ve got a
Religious Persecution Complex
After a lifetime of abuse.

It all boils down to facts
As simple as this and that
I need be LISTENED TO!! So
“Grow up, You Old Idiot!
You’re as apparently as old as me,
So why can’t you see
That my telling YOU
Is an effort to relieve ME!?
I know ALL these pleas fall on deaf ears”
Pleads ‘Feels-Too-Muted’ Me.

Social Media; Being Simultaneously “Confusing” and “Therapeutic”

For the record, I didn’t even know there
COULD be more than two viewers
To a “Private Story!”
Maybe in your fantastical stories,
Laden with Rote Artificiality,
But not in mine, and at least for now,
NEVER in me!

Dirty Confessions of A Useless Shit (💩)


I wish I didn’t give a shit about Other People’s shit.
I know This makes me sound like
An Utter Shit,
But I doubt I’m the first turd you’ve heard of who feels this way,
Especially since being a shit on any given day is the shittiest game a shit should NEVER be forced to play.
Especially the Old Shits.
They concern me almost as much as I Concern Myself!
Here’s the Juicy Shit:
Half the time, I don’t give a nano-shit,
The other half, a MEGA-SHIT!!
Can you believe I do that shit?
When you think about IT,
IT’S Some Scary Shit!

Shit, look at the tine!
I suggest we shit this down and refocus on Useless Shit.
What do you say? Is your mind in the Gutter?
Glad to hear it! Meet you there in 20?
That should give plenty of time
To Get Down and Get On with It.

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE

You know what happens if you Snooze!

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE

If I’m asked if I’m down for a Quick Snooze with a Prior Snooze,
Here’s the excuse I plan to use:“
‘Wish No Ill Will’ and ‘All the Best,’
But you’re no different from the rest:
You give way too little far too late,

So I prefer to masturbate
Rather than drown in Drowsy Company.
In fact, the Type of Snooze Which Most Impresses Me
Kindly Erases rather than Increases
My Need for Sleep,
Though I’d be lying to myself if I didn’t admit:
A Swift, Quick Snooze
I probably wouldn’t refuse
And could provably use, too.

GBD Hot Entree; “SHOW PONY” 🌶

Photo courtesy of @notesfromouternet

SHOW PONY

I was a fancy little show pony
Who grew too Larger-than-Life,
So with a Butcher’s knife
(NOT a Paring knife)
I was most inefficiently
Cut-down-to-size.

Now I do WHAT I can WHEN I can;
This even includes Doing Your Man.

I gave him the Most Galloping Ride,
Then I broke him, so now He’s Mine;
And though he’s already bit me once,
I’m HARDLY twice shy!

I still coax and lure him on
My Fancy-Romancy and
Most Galloping of Pony Rides.

Hey, no need to buck!
I only ever rode him twice.

POOR TIMING LASTS A LIFETIME 🌶


I never wanted to be a rule-breaker or a heartbreaker;
I just wanted to be a love-maker, home-maker, and baby-maker.

So why is rule-breaking the only rule I break and Love something I never make?

And why was MY Love the
One Stomped until broken,
While simultaneously
Being cruelly neglected?

I was so crushed and dejected.

It’s enough to make me
Want to break some stupid rules,
Tie you up and take my anger out on you

Until you’re so hot, it’s quite the bother.
So until it REALLY bothers you,
Don’t bother thinking of ME
Sitting here steaming thoughts of YOU.

PEOPLE WHO DEFY ALGEBRA: A Riot of Useless Parts 🌶

PEOPLE WHO DEFY ALGEBRA


The people who weren’t
THERE FOR ME BEFORE
Aren’t invited to be
HERE WITH ME NOW.

In summary, I only make
MYSELF AVAILABLE
To Available People.

This is GREAT News for ME,
But it’s TERRIBLE News
For Much-Too-Stupid YOU!

By the way, all other shreds of
The Barest Forms of Humanity
Are slotted to receive

Personal invitations and
Holy, Welcome Welcomings to
The BEST Shredded Wholes
And Most Exquisite PARTS

Which Total the sum
Equating to ME.

FOR INCELs HOPING TO BECOME CELS ♨️

PROPOSITION AND TRANSITION

OK, fellas if you’re
•unattractive,
•aren’t much of a jock,
•aren’t particularly brilliant,
•and don’t make a lot of money

You can STILL achieve
•critical acclaim and
•popular success while
•fulfilling your wildest dreams
•AND all of your fantasies, like

Bedding every woman you’ve ever
•known personally,
•appreciated from a respectable distance,
•or masturbated to through the ‘Modern Miracle’ of “social multi-media.”

Because of this Modern Miracle,
You’ll be able to Get and Do IT Whenever and However you wish

No matter how humble your:
•living situation,
•body situation
•facial situation,
•financial situation,
•domestic situation, or
•vocational situation.

You only need about a Billion Dollars.

Just ask
•Elon Musk,
•Bill Gates,
•Rupert Murdoch,
•Aristotle Onassis,
•and other MINUSCULE number of Billionaires.

Should you not possess the requisite resource of Time to
1) Become a Billionaire,
I’d advise a second option:
2) Lead Singer of a Rock & Roll band.

If Sex, Rock & Money can’t get laid, what makes you think I can?

The Female Perspective: Super Freaky Guys♨️♨️

Thanks for learning me early.

SUPER-FREAKY GUYS:

He’s a very special boy
From his Head down to his Gonads;
[Its a very short distance].
He waits for me at backstage
With his guy-friends
In a limousine.

Four’s not a crowd to them, they say.
“Room 714, We’ll be waiting!”
When I get there, they’ve got
Condoms, coke, and candles:
It’s such a freaky scene!

Those boys are very kinky
(They’re VERY super freak),
The kind of boys you read about
In Playgirl Magazine.
I really like to taste them
Every time we meet.

They’re all right, they’re all right:
Those Boys are DIVINE
To Me!

Businessman Wanted: Blatant Innuendo ♨️

Is it blatant #innuendo again? Or is it the #delivery that’s so blatant?

BUSINESSMAN WANTED

One who does business properly; who conducts business properly.
That’s the kind of businessman I’m looking for.
He needs to have a sharp business acumen, not to mention a big one;
As well as be highly-skilled in business skills,
In all matters of getting down to business and conducting business.

STOKE & POKE ♨️

STOKE & POKE ♨️

What once was hard now is soft.
Is he showering to just jerk off?
Or am I not what I once was?
He hates it when I bring it up,
But since it’s down I must inquire
What I have done to down Desire.
Am I the person to blame?
I can’t poke or stoke his ashy pyres
To inflame once spicy fires. cause
Sadly they’re now cold and tired.

Tales of my Sexual Woes ♨️

NO SCORE

TALES OF SEXUAL WOE

I was fun in bed, but what was He?
Boring, soft and VERY quick.
I was energetically
Decked out in full lingerie.
However eventually,
I had to initiate
Contact sexually.

It’s why he was there, after all,
So why’d he never grow some balls?
I didn’t get Dirty Talk Or Pillow Talk,
Exploration, Adoration, or more than a minute of Penetration,
Not to mention a Tingling Sensation!

The Most Amazing Thing of All?
I thought Good Sex was freely bought,
So I gave Him the
Friends-with-Fringe benefit
Which I now doubt!
I also still Regret it all, so
I choose to just Forget it all.

That’s the Way of Lame-Ass Sex,
It builds you up to drop you back,
Where by yourself, you must attack
That pesky yearning for yourself;
I’ve found this Option serves to be,
Better Sex, at least for Me,
Though solely and impersonally.

NOT MY PLEASURE🌶

NOT MY PLEASURE

I think your hopes for flings
Are rooted in fantasy
Rather than reality,
Given your responsibilities,
Worthy and important, too,
And of highest value to you;
It’s not a crime
To spend your time
On the greatest treasures
To your heart and mind.
I understand You’re a man
Who takes matters into hand,
Protecting his peeps and land.
It’s a worthy honor
I don’t dishonor,
Just respect
Though it neglects
My built-up dreams
To Release screams
Of withheld Pleasure
Beyond measure
At my Leisure,
Since I’d imagined
Sexual treasure
Beyond Wildest Measure.
But of course,
There’s always More
On that score,
At least for me,
Most Hastily.

THE GUIDED TOUR ♨️

THE GUIDED TOUR: FOR THE SEXY WRITERS

Even though I speak
Of writing dirty smut,
I hope All know the truth:
I’m not a real-life slut.
However should my readers,
The Reader who is You,
Make a Choice and finally Choose,
Invest the barest Minimum Time,
I’ll take you on the Guided Tour to
Glimpse my glamor-sexy Mind.

Their Relationship!

THEIR RELATIONSHIP….

intensified;
It accelerated
at an Alarming Rate!

Quick, like that of a
Drunk & Horny
Nymphomaniac
Serendipitously
Falling in Lust
with a fellow
Drunk & Horny
Nymphomaniac
at Closing Time
On the Night of Your Choice.

In other words, they hit it off.