YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE

You know what happens if you Snooze!

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE

If I’m asked if I’m down for a Quick Snooze with a Prior Snooze,
Here’s the excuse I plan to use:“
‘Wish No Ill Will’ and ‘All the Best,’
But you’re no different from the rest:
You give way too little far too late,

So I prefer to masturbate
Rather than drown in Drowsy Company.
In fact, the Type of Snooze Which Most Impresses Me
Kindly Erases rather than Increases
My Need for Sleep,
Though I’d be lying to myself if I didn’t admit:
A Swift, Quick Snooze
I probably wouldn’t refuse
And could provably use, too.

Businessman Wanted: Blatant Innuendo ♨️

Is it blatant #innuendo again? Or is it the #delivery that’s so blatant?

BUSINESSMAN WANTED

One who does business properly; who conducts business properly.
That’s the kind of businessman I’m looking for.
He needs to have a sharp business acumen, not to mention a big one;
As well as be highly-skilled in business skills,
In all matters of getting down to business and conducting business.

What Can I Say that Hasn’t Been Thought?

DIRTY SCUMBAG; FILTHY SCOUNDREL!

I’m feeling skewed and most off-kilter,
Last Night I somehow lost My Filter.
Details Remain a Mystery
But I don’t give a SHIT You See!
Now Thoughts are all I EVER Say,
I never Knew I Thought this way
Until I Hear the Words I say.
They go from brain-to-Cyberpage
At a Most Alarming Rate.
Dirty Thinks Like Dirty Says,
And I’m as Dirty as it Gets.
A Dirtier Face Does Not Exist,
Nor a Dirtier Place to Put One in.
A dubious honor better Dirty,
Disgustingly Filthy, Exceptionally Dirty,
I think I like this Brand New View
Free of Scum but Dirty, Too.

The Carrot and/or The Stick ♨️

CARROT & STICK

I’m the Boss
I must Declare it:
Gift Your Stick
To Please Me
Deep Inside,
Gift and Share It;
Stick Me with
Your Lonely Carrot.
Lonely, too;
I won’t Spare It
Or Miss the Opportunity
To Stick your Carrot
Back so deep inside of Me.

THANKS4GIVING STUFFING 🦃 ♨️

Wordplay on Steroids!

THANKS4GIVING STUFFING

I stuff my poems with heavy stuff.
I also stuff them with Big Love.
I stuff them till I’ve said enough.
I like to stuff them with rough love.
Stuff with me with your Lovely Stuff.
It tastes so good, it fills me up.
So why can’t I Just Get Enough?
It’s the Stuff I’m Dreaming of
UnTill I’m fully stuffed enough.
Come stuff me more; come stuff me rough;
Its the stuff; the stuff I love
And Yours the only Stuff I Trust;
The Only One that Spills Me Up.

WHAT A BITCH!! ♨️

That Girl Right there is One Cool Bitch.
That Bitchy girl? What a Bitch!
You don’t have to even Bitch
About that Girl
Cause she’s a Bitch.
Bitchy Girls Don’t Like to Bitch,
Play Kiss & Tell, Drink Tea then Spill
It: That’s a “Heartless Bitch.”
Say you’ll always stay a bitch
Cause each of us is “One Tough Bitch!”

The Bitchiest Bitches Ever Bitched.

THANKS4GIVING STUFFING ♨️

THANKS4GIVING STUFFING ♨️
I stuff my poems with heavy stuff.
I also stuff them with Big Love.
I stuff them till I’ve said enough.
I like to stuff them with rough love.
Stuff with me with your Lovely Stuff.
It tastes so good, it fills me up.
So why can’t I Just Get Enough?
It’s the Stuff I’m Dreaming of
UnTill I’m fully stuffed enough.
Come stuff me more; come stuff me rough;
Its the stuff; the stuff I love
And Yours the only Stuff I Trust;
The Only One that Spills Me Up.