RED WARMS & WARNS

Red Flags Warn 🚩🚩🚩
Be Advised 🛑
Red Alert 🆘
Red Wine 🍷
Red Alert ☎️
Red Hot 🌶
Red Light District 🚨👠
Red-Handed 🚭
Temptation 👅
Red Devil 👺
In the Red 🟥
Red, White, & Blue 🇺🇸🇹🇭🇬🇧
Blush Red 🌺😊
Red Rose 🥀
Rosé Red 🌹
Red Delicious 🍎
Cherry Red 🍒🍒
Blood Red 🩸
Blood Spatter 🩸🩸🩸
Blood Pump 🫀♥️
Blood Type 🆎🅾️
Stereotype 💄💋
See Red 🔴
See the Light 🚦🚦🚦
Love is Blind 🥰🍫🍿
Blind Leading the Blind q🦮👩‍🦯🧑‍🦯
3 Blind Mice 🐭🐭🐭
Deer Blind ⛩
Red Meat 🥩
Raw Meat 🍣
Blind Rage 😡
Here’s My Advice 🚫
Heat Advisory ♨️🍟
Hot Zone 🔥🦠
Red Rum 🪓
You’ve been warned ⛔️
With Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩

EFFERVESCENCE

Busted trying to be clever again!

EFFERVESCENCE

Some folks think in thought bubbles.

Some DAYS my Only Thoughts are Smut Bubbles.

From
1. Up High (head)?? OR
2. Down Below (down below)??

I’m Un-clued as You,
So I don’t know!

“The Greatest Feeling”

“The Greatest Feeling”

I’ve only felt it Recently, but it occurs when I lose Creation either:

1) fully-formed in my head and forgotten in a nano-blink or
2) a composed and consumed by a cyber-glitch.

The vexation isn’t as biting as it used to be because I know I’ll write an equally good poem – or a better one – the next time I’m inspired to do so.

This is “The Greatest Feeling.”

Buckle Up!

A Rhetorical Question for insurance adjusters everywhere!

A PSA: BUCKLE UP!

Of cars which accident in:
1. parking lots,
2. on streets, and
3. upon highways,

Which car accidents are:
1. Most frequent
2. Most expensive
3. Most fatal?

[Thanks to @markusspiski for his great photos!]

Dedicated to Posts with High Toil-for-Likes Ratios

MAPLE GLAZE 🍁

You amaze.
Count the ways.
Blame and blaze.
Four-night stays.
Latest craze.
Manta rays.
Starry gaze.
Sing and praise.
No one pays.
Lounge and laze.
Barstool plays.
Rear and raise.
Tee Vee trays.
I’ll rephrase:
Corn is maize.
Mayonnaise.
Worry frays.
Morning haze.
Drunken daze.
The last phase.
(For two days)
Then appraise.

Girl needs to learn a veteran can’t first perish in combat!

APRIL’S FULL OF FOOLS: 2022 HOLIDAYS

Begin Year Anew: 01/01/22
Blacks are Dreamers, Too: 01/17/22
Say That “I Love You”: 02/14/22
Irish Beer Is Good: 03/17/22
April’s Full of Fools: 04/01/21
Bloody Cross of Wood: 04/15/22
Look, an Empty Tomb!: 04/17/22D
Died for Red•White•Blue: 05/30/22
Free From British Rule: 07/04/22
Kids Go Back to School: [varied]
Labor’s Been Improved: 09/05/22
“Sail the Ocean Blue”: 10/10/22
Night of Ghosts & Ghouls: 10/31/22
War Is Finally Through: 11/11/22
Stuff Yourself with Food: 11/24/22
Seasons of the Yule:
•a) Birth in Crumbling Zoo …12/25/22
•b)8 Days for the Jew 12/19-12/26/22
•c)All Faiths, Must Include… [varied]

Kiss the Year Adieu: 12/31/22

Businessman Wanted: Blatant Innuendo ♨️

Is it blatant #innuendo again? Or is it the #delivery that’s so blatant?

BUSINESSMAN WANTED

One who does business properly; who conducts business properly.
That’s the kind of businessman I’m looking for.
He needs to have a sharp business acumen, not to mention a big one;
As well as be highly-skilled in business skills,
In all matters of getting down to business and conducting business.

The Global “No”

Even though I’m old I’m also told it happens to #metoo

GLOBALLY & REGARDLESS OF AGE

I’d hazard to estimate that when the word “No” issues forth from female lips, 60% of males on the hearing end become angry, entitled, and outraged. Maybe 30% of THOSE make the female pay for it.

But hey, if “they deserve it” or it’s “honor”able, who cares?