Red Flags Warn 🚩🚩🚩
Be Advised 🛑
Red Alert 🆘
Red Wine 🍷
Red Alert ☎️
Red Hot 🌶
Red Light District 🚨👠
Red-Handed 🚭
Temptation 👅
Red Devil 👺
In the Red 🟥
Red, White, & Blue 🇺🇸🇹🇭🇬🇧
Blush Red 🌺😊
Red Rose 🥀
Rosé Red 🌹
Red Delicious 🍎
Cherry Red 🍒🍒
Blood Red 🩸
Blood Spatter 🩸🩸🩸
Blood Pump 🫀♥️
Blood Type 🆎🅾️
Stereotype 💄💋
See Red 🔴
See the Light 🚦🚦🚦
Love is Blind 🥰🍫🍿
Blind Leading the Blind q🦮👩🦯🧑🦯
3 Blind Mice 🐭🐭🐭
Deer Blind ⛩
Red Meat 🥩
Raw Meat 🍣
Blind Rage 😡
Here’s My Advice 🚫
Heat Advisory ♨️🍟
Hot Zone 🔥🦠
Red Rum 🪓
You’ve been warned ⛔️
With Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩
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Theater Day: The Smutty Rhyming Cat ♨️ (the “p” word)
It may not be your thing, but I like to think the clips are quasi-poetic, at least. There’s lots of smut there, too, so I’ll advise.
Theater Day: The Highly Innuendous Cat 🌶
It may not be your thing, but I like to think the clips are quasi-poetic, at least. There’s lots of smut there, too, so I’ll advise.
Theater Day: The Perplexed Cat
It may not be your thing, but I like to think the clips are quasi-poetic, at least. There’s lots of smut there, too, so I’ll advise.
Theater Day: The Attention-Seeking Cat
It may not be your thing, but I like to think the clips are quasi-poetic, at least. There’s lots of smut there, too, so I’ll advise.
Today is Theater Day for Me: Idiomatic Cat
It may not be your thing, but I like to think the clips are quasi-poetic, at least. There’s lots of smut there, too, so I’ll advise.
Speaking from Experience
Speaking from experience
The more darkness I conceal, the more self-righteous I appear.
I wish Darkness didn’t embrace and punish so equally.
Rate of Growth
Kitty Theater: “Feline“ to “Bovine”
I Spot it when I Got it
EFFERVESCENCE
EFFERVESCENCE
Some folks think in thought bubbles.
Some DAYS my Only Thoughts are Smut Bubbles.
From
1. Up High (head)?? OR
2. Down Below (down below)??
I’m Un-clued as You,
So I don’t know!
The Color of Expired Royalty
PEOPLE ARE RED,
PEOPLE ARE BLUE
Some People get very freaked out
Over RED Versus BLUE.
They must not realize
We’ve ALWAYS Lived
In Faded Shades
Of Medium PURPLE;
The Official Color
Of Expired Royalty.
“The Greatest Feeling”
“The Greatest Feeling”
I’ve only felt it Recently, but it occurs when I lose Creation either:
1) fully-formed in my head and forgotten in a nano-blink or
2) a composed and consumed by a cyber-glitch.
The vexation isn’t as biting as it used to be because I know I’ll write an equally good poem – or a better one – the next time I’m inspired to do so.
This is “The Greatest Feeling.”
Buckle Up!
A PSA: BUCKLE UP!
Of cars which accident in:
1. parking lots,
2. on streets, and
3. upon highways,
Which car accidents are:
1. Most frequent
2. Most expensive
3. Most fatal?
[Thanks to @markusspiski for his great photos!]
Busted
Mephistopheles, Re-Homed
Dedicated to Posts with High Toil-for-Likes Ratios
MAPLE GLAZE 🍁
You amaze.
Count the ways.
Blame and blaze.
Four-night stays.
Latest craze.
Manta rays.
Starry gaze.
Sing and praise.
No one pays.
Lounge and laze.
Barstool plays.
Rear and raise.
Tee Vee trays.
I’ll rephrase:
Corn is maize.
Mayonnaise.
Worry frays.
Morning haze.
Drunken daze.
The last phase.
(For two days)
Then appraise.
APRIL’S FULL OF FOOLS: 2022 HOLIDAYS
Begin Year Anew: 01/01/22
Blacks are Dreamers, Too: 01/17/22
Say That “I Love You”: 02/14/22
Irish Beer Is Good: 03/17/22
April’s Full of Fools: 04/01/21
Bloody Cross of Wood: 04/15/22
Look, an Empty Tomb!: 04/17/22D
Died for Red•White•Blue: 05/30/22
Free From British Rule: 07/04/22
Kids Go Back to School: [varied]
Labor’s Been Improved: 09/05/22
“Sail the Ocean Blue”: 10/10/22
Night of Ghosts & Ghouls: 10/31/22
War Is Finally Through: 11/11/22
Stuff Yourself with Food: 11/24/22
Seasons of the Yule:
•a) Birth in Crumbling Zoo …12/25/22
•b)8 Days for the Jew 12/19-12/26/22
•c)All Faiths, Must Include… [varied]
Kiss the Year Adieu: 12/31/22
Evolution & Attention
Businessman Wanted: Blatant Innuendo ♨️
BUSINESSMAN WANTED
One who does business properly; who conducts business properly.
That’s the kind of businessman I’m looking for.
He needs to have a sharp business acumen, not to mention a big one;
As well as be highly-skilled in business skills,
In all matters of getting down to business and conducting business.
The Global “No”
GLOBALLY & REGARDLESS OF AGE
I’d hazard to estimate that when the word “No” issues forth from female lips, 60% of males on the hearing end become angry, entitled, and outraged. Maybe 30% of THOSE make the female pay for it.
But hey, if “they deserve it” or it’s “honor”able, who cares?
Come [Word] Play With Me! 