The Final Word on Kaiser, or So I Zê

What a waste of talent!


Kaiser Sozê gets away
With too many Crimes
WAY too many times,
Recrafting them as ‘Illusion’,
And Convincing HIMSELF
Of his Own Delusion.

The Terrible Reign of Kaiser Sozé
Was the most Authentic Role
Kevin Spacey ever played.
The only smile to Grace his Face
Is Placed There, or so he claims,
By his ‘Method Acting Game,’
But I think it’s his
Only Way To inexcusably
Distract and Dissuade.

According his victims,
His motives have ALWAYS been
Highly and Unusually Suspect.

The Good News,
My Dearest Friends,
Is WE All Know it’s
Truth Who Triumphs in The End.

Which “Historical Figure” are You?

Which Historical Figure Am I?

You take Robert Downey Jr.’s version (And ONLY Robert Downey Jr.’s version) of Sherlock Holmes,
Bring him yonder here and up-to-date, ⏪⬆️
Subtract his Watson ⏬,
Housekeeper ⏬⏬, and mysterious Source of financial support ⏬⏬⏬,
Add back about 10 years in age, ⏬⏬⏬
Remove his active cases and Other Endeavors requiring the use of his mega-quick wits, 💤💤💤💤
[Thereby removing his Physical and Mental Ability to Exercise through Physical and Mental Activity: the very DEFINITION of Insanity-Provoking] 🌰🥜‼️

And the Historical Figure who’s been left behind is ME. 😶‍🌫️