Given the rise in popularity of the “True Crime” genre of entertainment, I decided to improve the Clue board game.
It didn’t seem – to ME, at least – that the theoretical mansion was particularly large or the theoretical murderers particularly adept. I decided to improve your play by adding new rooms (“crime scenes”) and killing objects (“murder weapons”). My generosity isn’t endless, however, so you’re still stuck with Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard.
Java [the] Hut
Xylophone Jam Room
Icepick / Innuendo Jackknife
Kill Kit / Kindness Louisville Slugger
Mixed Martial Arts
Vibrator, X-tra Large Water
P.S. YOU’RE WELCOME!!