TRIFLES FOR DESSERT

CHEWING CUD

I’m fed up with all your cries for food!
I know you can’t wait to masticate!
And that chewing cud is what you want to do,
But I can’t stop to start chewing it for you,
So I won’t be doing it for you.
You’ll have to chew your cud all by yourself
Or chew your cud with someone else.

REGARDING COURAGE

Putting on a “Brave Face”

COURAGEOUS, CONCENTRIC CIRCLES

I’ve insulated myself so much the last six months, my life has become a microcosm of one.

I don’t beat myself up about it because I know every step outside of one’s comfort zone (the narrower, the better) requires Geometric Courage.

And I DELIVER!

Courage isn’t ONLY as Courage Does, but Courage ALWAYS Begets More Courage!

All this Courage literally starts with a baby step (perhaps 9 months after that last rousing session of “begetting”?).

It’s irrelevant; Karaoke Season starts soon.

EMPTY JESTERS, EMPTY GESTURES

AN EMPTY JESTER
FULL OF EMPTY GESTURES

I’m very verbally quick, but I’m even more mentally quick.

Sadly, most of my Genius is often
Lost in translation.

PS. Sometimes I write things which seem so “already obvious,” I’m sure they must be bad Dad Jokes as old as Methuselah.

You’ll have to trust me when I say they jest occurred to me today.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

APOLOGY FREQUENCY MATTERS:
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER?

98% – NEVER

It never occurred,
It never mattered;
Your Insignificance isn’t
A Significant Matter.


2% – OLD & COLD

It no longer matters.
We can’t fix the matter.
It once was ALL that mattered
[To me, at least],
But the whole matter
Exited my Gray Matter, so
I won’t weigh the matter.

Regarding Scammers: WHERE? 🌶 not ♨️

Protect Yourself; Beware of Theft!

REGARDING SCAMMERS: WHERE?
Online HERE, THERE, and
Every Single Other Where!
Though I play dumb,
I’m not a fool,
So here’s a clue or even two:

Don’t waste your time,
My fonts are Dry;
Though if wet,
You wouldn’t get
A nano-dime from me.
It’s your choice to rejoice and
Exercise in Futility

When I’M selected to Expose
Scarcely Mini-Assets So
I can then be Thoroughly Screwed,
(Instead of Sexually Screwed,
Which I’d prefer to do). SO:
Your Scamming doesn’t pay for Me,

And should I hold a single pence,
The only consequence of sense
Is Hide my Nano-cents from You
And screw you back;
It’s ‼️‼️OVERDUE‼️‼️

(Thanks for the use of the photo, @m23 )

Lying About My Age, “Mature”

LYING ABOUT MY AGE, “MATURE”

I don’t mind if you call me “sexually mature,”

But don’t you DARE call me mentally or emotionally mature!

I’ll have you know I am immature, shallow, and narcissistic.

You can’t believe a WORD I say, whether in agreement or to the contrary!

Be deceived, but DON’T take me for my word.

REGARDING MY SELF-SERVING INTENTIONS

#snarky

REGARDING MY SELF-SERVING INTENTIONS

If you see a typo in one of my posts and wonder if I know about it, let’s use the following acid test:

1. If the typo COULD make sense, let’s assume it was “INTENTIONAL”.
2. If the typo makes no sense whatsoever, let’s assume “YOUR VISION’S FAULTY”.

It would surely help me out,
And help
YOU give ME
Your BENEFIT,
Rather than Doubt.

I Have to Buzz about the Bee! 🐝🐝🐝

THE ONLY DARK SCENARIO

The only dark scenario
Which percolates from up below
Is Johnny taking fans for granted
Now the verdict has been handed.

I don’t find this highly likely,
Since allegations were not spite-free,
And HIS dog never stepped
On that Godforsaken Bee! 🐝

#Wetoo Were Screwed

#Metoo and also #Youtoo
Have ONLY been screwed
By the perjured, false words
Sworn to under Oath and told
By non-victim, Amber Heard.

It makes me mad and pisses me hot
To know that valid victim claims
Have now been shot.