The Sesame Seeds on MY Street

I’m like a baby bird, a very Big Bird,
Wandering around aimlessly in a diaper
Because I’ve been separated from my caregivers and support system.
I’m like Bert, lost from Ernie and searching for him,
So desperately, any old Dick, Tom and Jerry will do.
I sit around watching others, getting green with envy,
So like Kermit the Frog, I open my heart to
Selfish narcissistic, self-centered “male chauvinist pigs” like Mr. Piggy.
It’s enough to send a girl to her own trash can, all Grouchy-like.