For [A Select Few] Males Raised with Lots of Sisters


For [A Select Few] Males Raised with Lots of Sisters

Kindly pass this message to Them at your next holiday dinner:

•Which one of you idiots graduated this moron?
•You useless twit. What were you THINKING?!
•Did you use any objective testing criteria?
•Sigh.. I knew you didn’t. That’s Eighteen Shades of Obvious.
•Well, Thanks for Nobody and his giant mound of Nothing… just what we all needed…Another ASSHOLE!!

OUTRAGEOUS PROBABILITY


OUTRAGEOUS PROBABILITY

I think the MOST Outrageous People are the outrageous people who aren’t INTENDING to be outrageous.

Outrage & Intention apparently are mathematically proportional, if not directly or inversely, then in varied non-standard deviations

The difference between narcissism and empathy


The difference between narcissism and empathy

The narcissist harbors antipathy and refuses to Allow others in line during traffic, rationalizing “if I’ve waited this long, then you’ll wait this long, too.”

An empath, relating to being in the same situation themselves, let’s see you in graciously.

I take both Paths equally. It depends how late I am.

METAPHORIA


METAPHORIA

I thought about creating a post ‘tag’ called METAPHOR, but then I realized it would be so superfluous, I would only be able to use it when I was actually writing about the USE of metaphor, literally.

Poems and Stories should come pre-formatted with a black-box “Metaphoric” advisory.

The most self indulgent activity


The most self-indulgent activity

It’s surely writing;
You spend half your time focused on your thought process and the other half processing the varied ways to communicate your thoughts.

Either way, you can’t get out of your head.

P.S. How does any writer find the mental energy to be an extrovert? At least full-time?

ARCHETYPAL: Loathing in Humanity

I wrote a more traditional poem called “For Gabby in April or May.

ARCHETYPAL FOR A REASON

In the Stark Realities witnessed when visiting The True Crime Cybercommunity, the case of Gabby Petito hits Home for many people.

In addition to literally occurring in real time, virtually in front of our eyes, it also represents everything the Average Homo Sapien collectively loathes in our species:

A Friendly Foe
Deliberately Inflicting Pain
On Someone Weaker.

The Betrayed Party was
Overpowered by the Trusted Party
When Defenseless Against Attack;
Armed-Robbing Innocence of
Its Most Fundamental Right,
The Inviolable Right to Life,
Extinguishing her Flame
During her Prime;
Denying future Rites of Passage,
Snuffing Them Out
And attempting to defame the Public
By claiming There Was No Fire even while it was still smoking,
Through Post-Accessory Deception and
Attempts to conceal the ashes of
The Sadistic Crimes of Violence
Through Incestral Collusion
With the Family Lawyer.

Forgive me if I hope the Laundrie family burns in hell.

At least until they’re HIGHLY toasty.

Even then I don’t think they’d be decent for s’mores during that family camping trip where they Hatched their Plans to take Family Secrets to the grave.

WEDNESDAY WRITING WREFLECTIONS

If you’re advocating I ditch my entire wardrobe in favor of a BRAND NEW WARDROBE, I won’t require much convincing. Shall we charge your credit card?

THE NUANCE OF A GOOD OUTFIT
SHOULD I LEAVE THE HOUSE SOUNDING RIDICULOUS
LOOKING NAIVE IS THE LOOK I SHALL CONCLUDE WITH

FOR THE “PURE WRITERS:” Why I Happen to Like My Pure Videos

Why I like My Snapchat Videos:
They Showcase a Lifetime of Experience

According to my acquired belief system, these videos possess many virtues and capitalize on a Lifetime’s Wealth of Experience.

Their virtue begins prior to my birth with The Invention of The Photograph and the Resultant Cliché that “A picture speaks a thousand words.”

They’re able to make beauty from the ashes of my many Wasted Years as a Wife AND in Chemistry and Algebra to Fail to Recognize a formula for success, even if it equates!

Regardless of my track record, I feel in my gut these videos marry the Dramatic Flair I FIRST began at the onset of puberty with my Ability to Phrase My Words Poetically…

Honed during my years as a writer to Think Poetically In The First Place!

The end result should be POTENT DRAMA, wryly age-fermented into one self-effacing, surprisingly-impactful, socially-irresponsible yet hopefully still-entertaining multimedia of a cyberbyte.

When that inevitably fails like all my prior marriages, I find myself paying a premium to My IPhone Memory Plan and resorting to my inherent Gift of Gab, videotaping 100% of Everything I blab about for hours. I then rely on my Natural Aesthetic to Recognize The 1% that’s salvageable and ultimately return to my aptly-titled B.S. degree in Radio-TV-Film to Edit The Useless Footage Down, hopefully quasi-coherently.

Of course, I never forget to swing by my long-term, prestigious highschool-memory banks to Cleverly Spin and Repackage this mere fraction of useless chatter about Everything into “Much Ado About Nothing.”

I hope you find them entertaining, too. Frankly, they’re easier to make than the poems, and I’d appreciate the harmless self-promotion.

BUILDING “PRESENCE”

BUILDING “PRESENCE”

Nowadays, young people “start growing their social media presence” instead of preparing to get into, attend, and graduate from college.

Is it tragic or smart?
It’s tragic but smart.
It’s tragic AND smart.

Life is played in multiple stages of Reality nowadays.

TRUTheorem

TRUTH SERUM THEOREM

This Rule proves true about 80% of the time for me:

If a person is truly innocent, the Truth sets them free.

For The Guilty, the Truth turns them into Liars (if they weren’t already; which they most certainly were).

A CALL TO ARMS

MY TEAM OF HOMIES ARE BONY

A CALL TO ARMS

I heard Jennifer Lopez is running her mouth and talking smack about us skinny bitches again.

If those zaftig bitches don’t stop shooting trash out of BOTH sides of their pretty gobs, we’e gonna have some serious West-Side-Story hand-to-hand street action.

Any DAY now.