I can’t pretend Which jewel I’ll end Up with AGAIN!
I only know I bought the first one to engage me, Received from my mother’s 3rd marriage the ring to attempt to retain me, Had diamonds given me to by other men to get the third one to slip a ring on in, And can I portend a brand new end?
In 2023, no one shall marry ME with a crappy, sappy, anything which doesn’t make me feel VERY SPECIAL AND VERY HAPPY, VERY FANCY Engagement Ring!
If you can get through them, some have been included in, when I tried to include Husband #2 in the cheapest way to marry VERY EXPENSIVE ME!
Talk about WASTE! I had superior TASTE, but it was WASTED, NEVER TASTED by his sorry ass.
But I expect better than a cheap rock posing as an Emerald, passed off to be a “Diamond,” only when lost and wasted at your scattered first mammogram, it never after found. So, like a clown, he claimed the cash but never replaced the stash! What a giant ass!
I don’t wanna see husbands 1 or 2 again. And if I ever wanna see never married husband three, He’d better get off of his own fancy end, Bring his fancy “MY nail’s bling” And FINALLY GET TO MARRYING ME!!